On the subject of getting any item of fish keeping past security
I tell her it belongs to a friend and will be moved on in a few days. Do it just before or during the Soaps on TV they usually get a bit vague during the excitement of a soap. One trick is also to go to the web site were they give you all the balderdash about what is happening in the soaps, copy it in to a word document edit some totally crazy story line in and then print it out for her.
She will become so engrossed trying to spot the story any thing can be smuggled in.
So far I have had Roy from Coronation street exposed as a ex SAS officer who assembles a team of ex SAS personal to rescue Jim a ex comrade of Roy’s who saved Roy’s life during a undercover operation in Cambodia.
In East Ender,s Peggy is exposed as a transvestite and Phil is converted to Islam and becomes a suicide Bomber destroying the Vic because he sees it as a CIA undercover operation.
No more crazy and unbelievable that the crap peddled by these soaps every day.